Grinds my Gears

Do you know what really Grinds my gears? When people play that game with you when they try to trick you. For examples:
They have these words written down and they ask you to Say this word-
MacDonalds
and this word-
MacHenry
and then they ask you to say-
MacHine.
Some people actually say Mac Hine, but most of us know it's machine. You get it? It's not that cool.

Here is another one: They ask you a question like what product are Cheese and Ice Cream and Yogurt all by products of?
You say- Milk.
They ask you another couple of questions that result in the same answer,
Milk.
So then they ask you what to Cows drink. And if your not quick on your feet you probably answer milk.

Here's what really bothers me, I am quick on my feet at least when I heard this and my immediate answer was milk. Granted they do drink water, but think for a minute people. What is a calf? It's a young cow. They drink milk, they are a cow, none the less, none the more. That's right, shut down! Think about it this way, there would be no such thing as milk if species didn't use milk to feed there young, for example young cows or calves. And that is what really Grinds my Gears. Back to you Tom.