Confessions of a Subway Artist

so i didn't make a post during spring break even though i said i would.  There's really nothing interesting going on in my life right now, but i did want to share a couple of Subway stories.

I don't remember if I already mentioned this but I got rapped on.  You know how people post videos of themselves rapping their orders to the drive through clerk at Burger King and McDonald's.  Well, it happened to me which takes guts because we don't have a drive through and they had to actually do it to my face.  Lucky for them I was cool with it and there weren't any other customers trying to get a sandwich.  The thing is, rap is pretty fast and it's kind of like a mumbling sound when you don't know the lyrics and they start going too fast.  So I didn't get his order.  Plus as far as I could tell, he didn't really order correctly.  I think it was prolly just because he was trying to rhyme, but that's no excuse, he had plenty of time to think of a rhyme.  And he should know the proper procedure, if a sandwich he wished to procure.  Meanwhile, I wasn't witty enough to come up with this on the spot but I thought about it after they left and the following is what I came up with.  This will be my new come back rhyme in the unlikely event it ever happens again:
Whoa. Stop! All I heard was "mumble",
I stood here and watched you stumble
over your words.  let me take off my gloves it's time to rumble.
Now, can I get your order
or do you want your MOM to do it for ya?
There's more but the rest is kinda boring, and this will suffice if I can't remember the rest when the time comes, know what I mean?  Also, I've been searching YouTube for the video they made, but without success.