The Awakening.

Realizing the importance of things is like being awake to me. Staying up 'til 2:00 in the morning two nights in a row working on a project is like having a good alarm clock. The problem is that it will only be a matter of time before I either drift back asleep to the drone of my alarm clock, or I get sick of it all and hit the snooze button and fall back asleep almost immediately. When will I be able to stay awake long enough to snap out of this vicious cycle.
Not in my house, not in your house, not in their house.
"Arr!" says the pirate. "I'm going to bed," he says.