My phone spot.

Well, upon request, I have decided to name my phones. Many of you may know that I have three phones... for no reason at all. Kelvin and I discussed some possible options and we ran into the idea of naming them well, pretty much dog names. This post is complete with directions on how it might sound if I told you in person myself.
This ones really random.
(slow southern accent)Let me tell you about the base phone, he's been a member of the family for the longest time. Why it seemed like just last week that I first brought him home. (no accent) Wait... it was last week. (back to accent) Anyway, I decided to call him 'old yeller' because he's kind like the top dog, you know, the one that the other two look up to. He's my old faithful, he takes care of all the important stuff for me.
My trail's cove.(taunting)
Then there's 'Duke', that's handset # 2, he's like hound. He's loyal and trustworthy, and he keeps an eye on all the other electronics on my desk. Those poor mischievous critters. He won't let them out of his sights. He's got my memorized phone numbers that he carries on him in case I decide that I want to spend 5 cents a minute to go huntin' for friends or locatin' them.
How do you like that,
Lastly there's 'Lassie'. Lassie is my problem solver, and for being handset # 3, she's very understandin' that I'm not 'liable to pick her first. But she's always willing to help, you know, she'll tell me anytime someones in the well. (no accent) I mean anytime someone is trying to reach me via telephone, in which case that person can tell me they are in the well. (back to accent) And those, folks, are the names I have given to my beloved phones*. Old yeller, Duke, Lassie and I are having the time of our lives.
even the hidden messages have directions.
(end of the commercial speed talker fashion) *Not actually given birth Certificates, and are subject to change after further review.

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